"Ok, Ryo and I want to get our nails done today. Make a 4.30 appointment at Buff could you? Beg them to squeeze us in -- manis and a pedi for me. No, for both of us, since he'll have to wait for me anyway. Coz I really don't want to have to go to 10+10. They ran out of white polish the last time, can you believe it? You don't do that many French manis in a day as to run out unless you have Very. Poor. Planning."
"Will you be able to make your 6.30 dinner with Anna and Ted then?" Alice was already speed-dialling Buff while reading off her planner. "Dinner. 6.30. Anna. Ted. Oscars."
"Oh shit. Ok then make it four? Three-thirty? Ok whatever time they can fit us in. Make sure they fit us in. We'll pay the emergency premium. God, they do make a living off us!"
Alice was already on the phone, mm-hmming and briskly ordering the other party to yes, please reschedule their two other less regular customers out of the 3.30pm timeslot.
How nice to have an assistant, Krisse thought, as she would every other month or so. Alice was on Nick's payroll. Probably installed in her life to keep tabs on her. Ryo and Marissa preferred not to have her around, mostly. "Walls have ears, and moles have moles," Ryo would joke.
Riss would pointedly dismiss her from their company. "Alice, wouldn't you rather be off shopping? We're going to be some time here. I'm sure you don't really want to waste two hours over canapes," she say, giving a saccharine smile.
Actually, Alice was a nice enough girl. Very professional, kindly. Pushy in a passive aggressive way. In fact, they were probably almost the same age.
"Hey, how old are you anyway?"
"Twenty-eight," she sighed.
"God, you're a year older than me!" Krisse gave an exaggerated gasp, hand over her mouth and giggling.
Alice smiled. She was really a sweetie. "Just five months, actually. I'm a Scorpio." She knew Krisse's birthday because Mr Duncann had instructed for her to buy her a gift on his behalf this year. A limited edition bottle of Chanel Mademoiselle.
Krisse quickly did the math. "Oh no! Did we miss your birthday?"
"It was..." she trailed off, embarassed. "It was last week, actually. Forget about it. It's nothing. I never celebrate anyway. "
"What? Why not? Why didn't you tell me? You should have told me, I'd have given you the day off or something!" Krisse was appalled.
"No... really! It's not a big deal. I really don't celebrate my birthday. I wouldn't have remembered if you hadn't asked me..."
"Nonsense! Ok. Ok. Here. Take the week off! To make it up to you. You should always celebrate your birthday." Krisse leaned forward and spoke through the screen to the driver. "Mr Shunji, could you take Alice to the Day Spa after you drop me off? We missed her birthday last week!"
Alice started protesting.
"Alice, stop it. Now, could you please book me a three o'clock appointment at the Day Spa. Tell them I'm booking it for a friend. I want the Head-Over-Tip-Toes treatment," she said.
That consisted of the whole works -- Ayurvedic herbal oil head treatment, full body scrub and massage, waxing and finally ending off in the flower pool. Five hours of pampering.
"Book it for two. Go with a friend." Alice's mouth was agape. For two, that would cost almost a grand.
"Oh, but before you go off for a week, I still need you to arrange my appointments for the rest of the week." Krisse made a worried face. "Would you have enough time?"
"Of course, of course. I don't need a whole week off, really. I think I should come back on Friday."
"Mmm..." Krisse hardly heard her.
"Ok, Riss and I need something for Saturday's exhibition opening at the Met. I was thinking D&G, but she says Chanel or Prada. Could you ask them to hold our sizes? Just hold a few items for a cocktail party.
"We'll come by and decide tomorrow or Thursday. And ask them if they have shoes to match, or you'll also need to ask them to hold our sizes at Sole Sistas. Shit. How will we know what shoes we need? Ok, ask D&G and the rest what items they're picking out for us, and ask Sistas to match something for us. Oh god, this is a mess...
She checked her own diary and read off a few more vague restaurant bookings and other appointments to confirm for the next few days and the weekend as Alice dashed it off in shorthand in her notebook.
"Oh, and could you call Ryo and see if he needs a lift to A.S. Central now? He smashed his car two days ago and I can't remember if he said he'd get it back by today or Thursday... Let Mr Shunji know if he needs to pick him up. He said he'd be at the gym. I do hope he doesn't get carried away and forget the time..."
Krisse leaned back in her seat and sighed. She took a sip of mineral water from her bottle. Maybe it was a mistake to give Alice the week off. Or even the next three days. God, when did she start to be so dependent on an assistant?
"Hai. Hai..." Alice was confirming something with Ryo in Japanese. That girl was amazing. Then she leaned forward and rattled on in Japanese to the driver. Ryo probably needed a lift. "Jugofun sugi niji desu..."
Krisse guessed roughly, from the smattering of Japanese she'd picked up -- she actually studied Japanese for a whole year in high school, but forgot most of it before she became fast friends with Ryo -- that he would be ready and they could pick him up at 2.30pm.
She looked at her watch. It was just before two. It'd be quite a rush for Mr Shunji to drop her off at Central then rush seventeen blocks or so away to pick Ryo up at his club.
"Mr Shunji, let's just head straight to The Black. We'll pick Ryo up, drop Alice off, then head to Central." Shunji nodded into the rearview mirror. He was a sweet, but reserved old man. His white hair and wizened skin belied his aikido mastery.
"Alice, call a friend, and what time is your appointment?"
"Three, actually. And yeah, I'll take my sister. She's thrilled, thanks very much Krisse, really."
"Oh, enjoy yourselves. You deserve it... Come to think of it, when was the last time you took a day off?"
Alice shrugged without replying. She couldn't remember herself. When she wasn't with Krisse or loitering at some cafe somewhere in the vicinity, she would be at the office -- the global Lyon Corp headquarters located in the heart of the Alsace Springs business district.
There, she had a little office where she'd file weekly expenses reports to Mr Duncann's accountant, sort out Krisse's bills -- those she paid and those that were to be settled from the maintenance fund -- and fill in a database calendar of Krisse's appointments.
Alice knew, without Mr Duncann's ever saying it specifically, that her role was not just as a personal assistant, but a nanny to Krisse. She gathered that she wasn't even there to spy on his ex-wife, but to take care of her. "Just keep her life running smoothly, keep her out of trouble," had been his brief instructions.
His assistant -- well, one of several -- later showed her the programs she was to make data-entries into, the lists of people she was to file back various reports to, and the various files for laminated clippings of every article that mentioned or featured photographs Krisse and/or her closer friends.
The assistant was also more precise. "Mr Duncann doesn't like bad publicity. Don't let the media catch Krisse in any trouble."
No matter how detailed or sparsely she filled in the calendar, Alice realised, she was never asked anything about Krisse's activities. She actually doubted that Mr Duncann even checked. Heck, it could very well be for his people to keep tabs on her, that she was actually working.
On that note, she dutifully filled in every 'official' appointment she made on Krisse's behalf -- anything that required her to speak to a public relations person or someone in the service industry, that was her rule of thumb. Social events and dates were filled in at her discretion.
"I think you can come back on Monday. You can work from home on Friday if anything crops up -- I'll call you," Krisse interuppted her thoughts. "Don't tell Nick I gave you the week off or I'll see that he docks your pay.
"We're here. I think I'll run up to get Ryo."
"Could I leave you guys here?" Alice asked. "My sister's place is just two blocks from here and we prob want to get lunch before we head off to the spa."
"Sure! Ask Mr Shunji to drop you off and circle round. Ryo's probably still showering or preening or something. Mr Shunji, could you come back round at 2.30? We'll wait for you right here! Bye Alice, have a great break! And remember, I will check in that you didn't go to the office!"
Krisse waved as the Lexus pulled away, then ran up the stairs of The Black.
Such a gentleman's club, she thought. Of course, it wasn't. But its styling suggested that it probably was, at one time, before women's lib and equal rights and all that.
The doorman swung the door open for her and she half-ran to the poolside gym. The place was deserted. Naturally, she thought. Who wants to work out during lunchtime?
At the unisex lounge just outside the men's and ladies' bathrooms, she spotted Ryo's gym bag chucked on one of the mirrored dressers. With one finger, she gingerly pushed the bag open. Ick. A sweaty T-shirt balled up inside a clear zip-locked bag.
She smiled. Ryo never slipped up. Metrosexual through and through. She knew that if he didn't have other plans, his sweaty clothes would probably be in the gym washer right now. No wonder his workout sessions always took six hours.
She fished out his cologne. She was just sniffing at the spray nozzle when he walked out, still with a towel round his waist. Grabbing the bottle from her, he spritzed some on his bare chest. "Hey babe. You're early!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd run late, what with all the distraction from these big mirrors and all, so I came here to hurry you up." She eyed his chest, then made it obvious how she was staring admiringly at his rippling arm muscles. "Nice!" she winked
She reached out to trail her fingers over the taut ridges on his arm. God, he was hot.
"I think I may have overdone the tricep extensions today," he groaned. "My right arm feels pretty sore..."
"Yeah, yeah, you need a massage, right? Whoever heard of tricep massages?" she interjected.
He started to pulled on his shirt and groaned. "Oww. See? I'm not kidding. I think I musta pulled something."
Krisse stood up and helped him with his shirt, first up the right arm that he couldn't fully move, then his left, then pulled the shirt up over his shoulders. She sighed, "See, this is why I don't work out. Why inflict pain on yourself..."
She buttoned his shirt up for him and arranged his collar. She looked up at him, smirking. "You don't need me to put your pants on for you, do you now?"
"You gotta help me put on me underpants first," he teased.
She picked up his boxers from inside his bag. Holding it by the waistband from the tips of her index finger, she said, "You mean these? Maybe if you can't wear your own undies, you should go commando today."
She giggled. Arching an eyebrow, she continued, "Do you think Lisa would notice anything, erm, at loose, when she's doing your feet?"
Lisa, one of the technicians as they called them at Buff, had the hugest crush on him.
"Fuck. Maybe I should get her to blow me," he said, grabbing his shorts. He pulled them on from under his towel then, making a face at her, added, "Well, at least, I'm sure she'd know how to work my arm..."
"Mmm, she'll gladly distract you with pleh-eh-zzzure elsewhere," Krisse teased, licking her lips slowly and giving him her best slutty look. She knew he had flirted with Lisa a couple of times to get favours, a late slot here, an extra 10 minutes of footbath soak there.
"Oh Ryo-zzohhh," she said breathily, "your calf muscles are so taut! Do you work out? Let me help ease your pain... I can suck your toes..."
She screamed with laughter. She cracked herself up. Then she noticed red creeping over Ryo's ears, and doubled over, burying her face in her arm on the dressing table as tears threatened to stream down her face.
"Shaddup!" He flicked her with his towel, and she grabbed it to dab at her eyes.
"Why? I thought you said you love it when I talk dirrrrty!"
More insane laughter. She must be really hungry. Or tired.
"Shit. Let's get going. I'm starving."
"Ooh yeah. But your arm's not working. You sure you can manage a meal? Should we get Lis-sah to come feed wittle babeee Ryo-ee?" She did a spoonfeeding action towards his face.
He grabbed her hand and made like he was going to bite her.
"Ahhhhhhh!!" Was she screaming or laughing? She tried to wrench her hand out of his grip but wasn't doing a good job of it because she was too busy laughing. "Open... mouth-feee..." she gasped.
He slung his bag over his shoulder, then, still holding on to her hand, grabbed her around the waist with his free arm and swung her onto his shoulders in a fireman's lift.
"Make way! Insane person coming through!"